A feud should live a full and colorful life, and then it should die a natural death and be forgotten.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

To be an actor you have to be a child.

The Alexander Technique helped a long-standing back problem and to get a good night's sleep after many years of tossing and turning.

I was always a character actor. I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood.

The best gift you can give yourself is the gift of possibility.

If you have no enemies, you have no character. Taking a stand always creates opposition.

You only grow when you are alone.

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.

A man can only be judged by his actions, and not by his good intentions or his beliefs.

Voters must have faith in the electoral process for our democracy to succeed.

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

In the first years after the systemic transition, our screens showed American entertainment that had not been available before, or had been available only sporadically.

The real test of any church or religion is the kind of men it makes.

If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.

The advice we give others is the advice that we ourselves need.

We find in biking the fullfilment of an antique instinct: vagabondage

Life is really just a bunch of nows, one after the other.

There are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard.