A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

The more time you spend with God, the more you will resemble Him.

The war on drugs is a war against the communities.

How sad it is that we give up on people who are just like us.

I have to admit that I only read 'War and Peace' when I was 40. But I knew the basics before then.

The emotions I feel are no more meant to be shown in their unadulterated state than the inner organs by which we live.

Twilight - a time of pause when nature changes her guard. All living things would fade and die from too much light or too much dark, if twilight were not.

It's a privilege to act, and you have to protect and cherish it.

The executive of the modern state is but a committee for managing the common affairs of the whole bourgeoisie.

Scratching could not make it worse, an't were such a face as yours were.