A final dirty joke.Another human punch line

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.

If only she could be so oblivious again, to feel such love without knowing it, mistaking it for laughter.

Often I wish this would all be over, Liesel, but then somehow you do something like walk down the basement steps with a snowman in your hands.

I have hated words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right.

I guess humans like to watch a little destruction. Sand castles, houses of cards, that's where they begin. Their great skills is their capacity to escalate.

No matter how many times she was told that she was loved, there was no recognition that the proof was in the abandonment.

It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowman in their basement.

As always, one of her books was next to her.

If you can't imagine it, think clumsy silence. Think bits and pieces of floating despair. And drowning in a train.

We all know interspecies romance is weird.

Make an effort with tenacity to make real impact that works and don't just create an impression with deception

Conscience is a coward and those faults it has not strength enough to prevent it seldom has justice enough to accuse.

The road was new to me as roads always are going back.

I've always been an avid reader. Everyone in my family read a lot. Considering we were from a little town, we were pretty literate.

Egyptian President Sadat had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon at a state dinner. Mr. Nixon was really impressed. He hadn't seen contortions like that since Rose Mary Woods.

Even now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school.

Just because there's tarnish on the copper, doesn't mean there's not a shine beneath.

The more you laugh, the healthier you are. You must laugh more!

I like being active and riding a bike around my neighborhood and exercising when I can.