A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

Love is ecstasy of life

Today, the general masses in this society are in this political-social condition that really encourages people to become rich and become a star and be unique.

Just because you have a hit doesn't mean you're good [at music]. Just means you got a hit.

Novak! Take the blazer off before you punch, it will help. Take it off. Hey, that's from Express.

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!

An environmentalist that eats meat is like a philanthropist that won't give money to charities.

Pakistan should be recognised as a sporting nation and not as a terrorist country.

Love is like falconry," he said. "Don't you think that's true, Cleveland?" "Never say love is like anything." said Cleveland. "It isn't.

Grilled salmon and brown pasta works for me every time.

God never shuts one door without opening a bigger better door. Hang in there. You are closer to success than you may think.