A fool and his money are soon partying.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

stand up, be bold. you are the sole and only cause.

May Lord revive and restore you to good health.

You see my point? The average person has a very average notion of goodness to which they aspire averagely. To aspire to goodness in any remarkable way would be ‘undemocratic’.

155Sometimes I definitely feel a sense of accomplishment but it’s never after accomplishing something.

What a terrible world it would be if we only did films that were poster boards for political causes.

Innovation is only innovation when it's sustainable.

I want manufacturing to be back into the United States so that American workers can benefit.

In another life, I would be your belle

If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help.

It is very difficult to be a hero without an audience, although, in a sense, we are each the hero of a peculiar, half-ruined film called our life.