A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears.

To love and win is the best thing.To love and lose, the next best.

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

The world is a looking glass and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face.

What woman, however old, has not the bridal-favours and raiment stowed away, and packed in lavender, in the inmost cupboards of her heart?

When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.

Remember, it's as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word.

Next to excellence is the appreciation of it.

This social-networking thing takes you to crazy places.

Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers.

Time for the FUTURE!! We will see young scientists in the future writing D++ (DNA Code).

I am for wine and the embrace of questionable women.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

There was emptiness more profound than the void between the stars, for which there was no here and there and before and after, and yet out of that void the entire plenum of existence sprang forth.

To leave Afghanistan as a playground for terrorists and adventurers was simply not possible anymore.

The most popular cartoon of mine is a guy on the phone looking at his appointment book and saying "No, Thursday's out. How about never, is never good for you?"

There's fifty bands doing my riffs for ever and ever.

I've learned to relax more. Everybody feels pressure in what they do, maybe mine is just a little different because there doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day to accomplish what I want to.