A fretful fancy is constantly flinging its possessor into gratuitous tophets.

The line of life is a ragged diagonal between duty and desire.

A blue eye is a true eye; Mysterious is a dark one, Which flashes like a spark sun! A black eye is the best one.

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer.

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind.

A sigh can shatter a castle in the air.

False eloquence is exaggeration; true eloquence is emphasis.

Public opinion is a second conscience.

Reserve may be pride fortified in ice; dignity is worth reposing on truth.

Fate is the friend of the good, the guide of the wise, the tyrant of the foolish, the enemy of the bad.

What is the highest secret to victory and peace? To will what God wills, and strike a league with destiny.

When it comes to greatness, God doesn’t choose for man.

Nothing is sufficient for the person who finds sufficiency too little

Watch your finances like a hawk.

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.

I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.

But as usual there's no answer to this. As usual, that's just how it is.

What is my religion? Simple. Kindness.

Breathing is the greatest pleasure in life

I'm a pop culture junkie. I'm a People magazine reader, an US Weekly subscriber; all of those celebrity magazines get my dollar.

Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil.