A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Life is beautiful so it encourages me to smile. I smile at life to make it beautiful.

And all you can do is just read, " she said. She raised her voice an screamed, "You just read and read and read!" Then she threw herself down on the table and wept.

Perceptions may not be true, but its true for YOU!

Two must rule together, one for the night and one for the day. this is the way it has always been done.

Darkness all around, smoke in between my fingers, all you have given me dear, sorrow and sadness to sing here.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

It's my personal perspective that you live as hard and as vigorously as you can.

Every man of genius sees the world at a different angle from his fellows, and there is his tragedy.

The sorrow of the IRA Brighton bombing is that Thatcher escaped unscathed.

Directors are denied a great pleasure, which is that of being on stage.