A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.

Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.

Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.

Sometimes stupid is crime enough.

Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.

Kevin had been born to make love to a man, the same way I had.

I could hardly get to sleep for dreaming of revenge.

Goal-getting matters. And writing down the brave acts and bold dreams you intend to accomplish will provide the spark to get them done.

It's not about curing the disease, but healing the life; then the physical benefits come.

Every man who deserves to be famous knows it is not worth the trouble.

Load up your mind with pictures capturing your preferred tomorrow. Put the remembrances of the past in a place where they won't block your view.

The scarcity of the music not only makes the music itself enjoyable but it also gives the collector a strange sense of superiority.

It seems to me that everything that happens to us is a disconcerting mix of choice and contingency.

The man who finds a truth lights a torch.

Music is something that even when you close your eyes it gets into your body.