A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

The earlier you admit to your mistakes, the more time you would have to learn and grow from them.

I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the Scriptures, but with experiments and demonstrations.

And you, Percy, are my favorite son.

Chance is the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign.

The real sadness of fifty is not that you change so much but that you change so little.

It's a difficult thing for a city to be sued by the department of justice and to be told that your police department is systematically failing to serve the people of the state or the city.

Angus looked at Hamish. "I hate it when Mom and Dad fight." Hamish smoothed his brother's messy hair. "Me too.

If more people had put their fellow human beings before abstractions last century, we shouldn't be where we are now.

You stole from a member of the undead

I think it's one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.