A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I might be a witness to those who didn't confident in themselves, but I will not be like them.

Yoga is almost like music in a way there's no end to it.

Why do so many black and Hispanic people vote for liberals who so energetically support the murder of black and Hispanic babies?

Great is the hand that holds dominion over man by a scribbled name.

As you learn to accept that the body is transitory, as you watch it with love, but without attachment, the body will develop purity.

The loving personality seeks not to control, but to nurture, not to dominate, but to empower.

With Shakespeare, if you're not going to do the iambic pentameter, do some other play.

You get such a kick and then it's all over. That's good ground for uncertainty and depression. I usually burst into tears.

For as much as to understand and to be mighty are great qualities, the higher that they be, they are so much the less to be esteemed if goodness also abound not in the possessor.