(A gentleman) is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below the belt?

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

I wish that I could wake up with amnesia and forget about those stupid little things.

Generally speaking, historically in this country, the care of a child has been thought of as female business.

That's the way it is: you have to show your initiative, you have to show talent and availability, and still have an awful lot of luck.

But because we live in an age of science, we have a preoccupation with corroborating our myths.

For any of us in this room today, let's start out by admitting we're lucky. We don't live in the world our mothers lived in, our grandmothers lived in, where career choices for women were so limited.

My back is thick with scars for protesting my freedom.

The thing is, is that every terrorist attack we've had since 9/11 has been legal immigration.

I love fashion - I really feel it's where I belong.