A girl doesn't notice unfairness until she falls in love

If you get stuck to the committed path then... this wall has to be.. KNOCKED DOWN!!

If there are no roads you can walk, break down the walls!

How do you feel when you read stuff written by dead authors? A visit by a ghost?

A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.

Something unknown is doing we don't know what-that is what our theory amounts to.

You should love yourself.

Whether you stay six weeks, six months or six years, always leave it better than you found it.

Sometimes the only thing which truly tempts us is the thing which we cannot have.

I have a little dog who likes to nap with me. He climbs on my body and puts his face in my neck. He is sweeter than soap. He is more wonderful than a diamond necklace, which can't even bark.

How they treat you defines them. How you treat others defines you.

Awards mean nothing to comedians. What matters is the audience, how you're doing - artistically, for the most part - at that moment.

A Corpse or a Ghost- I'd sooner be one or t'other, square and fair, than a Ghost in a Corpse, which is my feelins at present.