A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

We can never be gods, after all--but we can become something less than human with frightening ease.

Wouldn't it be nice to say to people we meet, "I know something good about you, " and then treat them that way? (author unknown)

Oh my luve's like a red red rose That's newly sprung in June Oh my luve's like the melodie That's sweetly played in tune.

I'm not a big fan of romantic comedies, believe it or not.

History has become more important than ever because of the to unprecedented ability of the historical sciences to take in man's life on earth as a whole.

The art of detection is finding a common denominator for the fractions of a case.

I'm a big champion of people doing things outside the system.

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.

The U.S. has no friends, only interests.

It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.