A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Misery loves companyTragically

Thank your customer for complaining and mean it. Most will never bother to complain. They'll just walk away.

Each one of us, and, indeed, all those who aspire to national leadership must bring their own visions, views and styles to the business of reforming Nigeria, and the search for solutions.

Life is full of chances and changes, and the most prosperous of men may in the evening of his days meet with great misfortunes.

They were maps that lived, maps that one could study, frown over, and add to; maps, in short, that really meant something.

When you come to do the film, it is not the time to wonder why you do it. It's just how to do it

Every man has his excuses, and the more vile the man becomes, the more touching the story has to be. What is my story now, I wonder?

Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it meant eating it with her.

Don't give to anyone the power to put you down. Haters are losers pretending to be winners.

The leader sees leadership as responsibility rather than as rank and privilege.