A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Genuine awe connects us with the world in a new way.

Repent means to renounce sin . . .and by God’s grace to fill my mind with things that honor Him.

Your life will fly by, so make sure you're the pilot.

A lie has always a certain amount of weight with those who wish to believe it.

America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie before us, the burden of the World's History shall reveal itself.

It is not a matter of what is true that counts, but a matter of what is perceived to be true.

When we take one step toward the Self, It takes nine steps towards us.

I love that when you're writing your mind is sort of figuring things out on its own, without you directing it.

Voting is the least arduous of a citizen's duties. He has the prior and harder duty of making up his mind.

Boredom is a certain sign that we are allowing our faculties to rust in idleness.