A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason.

Pain narrows consciousness; pleasure blurs it.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

Children are simultaneously required to constitute themselves as autonomous subjects, responsible, free and conscious, and to constitute themselves as submissive, inert, obedient, conforming objects.

The Reverence of God is the greatest treasure.

Baseball has so much history and tradition. You can respect it, or you can exploit it for profit, but it's still being made all over the place, all the time.

People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

It is not just the more talented player who wins. Some players may try a little harder.

Never speak out of anger, Never act out of fear, Never choose from impatience, But wait... and peace will appear.

Tell me when you want to pick it up again." "Tell me when Satan starts a snowball fight." "I'll do that. Lunch?

I need a Stetson, so I can ride you like a cowgirl" - Mercy to Riley

You need someone to love you while you are looking for someone to love.

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.