A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.

In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.

I don't care how good you play, you can find somebody who can beat you, and I don't care how bad you play, you can find somebody you can beat.

The woods are full of long drivers.

I learn teaching from teachers. I learn golf from golfers. I learn winning from coaches.

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

Life is full of many minor annoyances, and few matters of real consequence.

Be yourself. Play within yourself. Play your own game.

If you play golf, you are my friend.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

Your past is my Future.

The greatest truths are the simplest and so are the greatest men.

My ideal night would probably be a dope outfit, people that I love around me. Go to get some dinner, have some amazing food. Maybe sushi or Italian: I love both.

A woman's always younger than a man at equal years.

There is no doubt that religious fanatics have done more to prejudice the cause they affect to advocate than have its opponents.

One thing that all of my children, biological and foster children, have taught me is the unbelievable diversity of talent and giftedness that all people have.

It [humor] inhabits the marginal.

Hate always sells well, but for repeat trade and the long pull happiness is sounder merchandise.

A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.

Elite warriors, when they accomplish their mission, they celebrate.