A good and wholesome thing is a little harmless fun in this world; it tones a body up and keeps him human and prevents him from souring.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It's not your enemies who condemn you to solitude, it's your friends

Try and endeavor almost have the same interpretation, but in one meaningful difference. Who doesn't try to get his goals, should endeavor more than just try. (Tora-Bora mountains)

When you learn not to want things so badly life comes to you.

I wanted to star in a western opposite Robert Redford. That was my plan for my life

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

My childhood in the Soviet Union was not terrible, it was very joyful.

You can't believe one thing and do another. What you believe and what you do are the same thing.

To refuse to accept the call of your best life is to insult the force that created you.

I love you as much as I love Nutella.

I am especially glad of the divine gift of laughter: it has made the world human and lovable, despite all its pain and wrong.