A good book should make you laugh, cry or pee your pants. The best do all three!

Work without love is slavery.

I've concluded that I learned far more from my failures than from my successes.

I was always mortified.Didn't they know they were tying thier mothers to the ground? Weren't chains ashamed of their prisoners?

Neither the mouse nor the boy was the least bit surprised that each could understand the other. Two creatures who shared a love for motorcycles naturally spoke the same language.

The words of the songs speak for themselves.

If Franz Kafka were alive today he'd be writing about customer service.

A woman uses about 20,000 words per day while a man uses about 7,000.

Angels are unsatisfiable in their longing to do by all means all manner of good unto all the creatures, ...especially the children of men.

The only way to establish any kind of mystique, is to completely shut up and never talk to anyone. And I'm contractually obligated not to shut up.

I enjoyed showing a bit more leg in the last few stories. It was good fun, but it can be quite sexist. But it doesnt worry me personally all that much.