A good friend will always stab you in the front.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

There is only supreme bliss in the Soul, our True Self. But this bliss is obstructed because of impure inner intents.

Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.

I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.

I'm against ignorance.

I wish, in America, (that) we were as concerned about separation from church and sin as we are about separation between church and state. Church and sin-- it's a monstrous problem.

[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions.

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

The genius of the American system is that we have created extraordinary results from plain old ordinary people.

It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered because you know you cannot reach them.

If you come into my house, I'm going to fight much more viciously to get you out than if we were on a neutral piece of land.