A good husband be the best sort of plaster for to cure a young woman's ailments.

It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.

Love is a great master. It teaches us to be what we never were.

I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.

I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart.

People spend most of their lives worrying about things that never happen.

I hate all men, the ones because they are mean and vicious, and the others for being complaisant with the vicious ones.

Great is the fortune of he who possesses a good bottle, a good book, and a good friend.

Folk whose own behavior is most ridiculous are always to the fore in slandering others.

A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood.

The things that challenge our trust in God also, challenge our confidence within ourselves.

Cigarette smoke when i didn't ask for it. Never when I did.

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

The love for money is only one among many.

Listen, here's what I'd like to do: I'd like to live in a trailer and play records all night.

Do you know what fear stands for? False Evidence Appearing Real.

Quite frankly, I think nothing could do more to immediately bolster national security then enabling us to produce more oil and gas here at home at a price consumers could afford.

Zeal without humanity is like a ship without a rudder, liable to be stranded at any moment

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

I think the dignity of Congress and the dignity of the country demands something more than merely censure here.