A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

One of the most powerfulquestions you can ask yourself is, ‘How do I hold myself back?’Once you know the answeryou can get out of your way.

I don't want to live anywhere where I'm breathing two million cars' fumes and paying a zillion dollars for the right to be totally hassled.

Black magic is not a myth. It is a totally unscientific and emotional form of magic, but it does get results — of an extremely temporary nature.

If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.

People who are combative in one relationship tend to be combative in other relationships.

It occurs to me as we're all sitting here thinking of Mickey, he's probably somewhere getting an earful from Casey Stengel, and no doubt quite confused by now.

At that age, it's one of the worse things in the world to wake up and not see your bike where you left it.

Spirit itself is not human; it may spring up in any life... it may exist in all animals, and who know in how many undreamt-of beings, or in the midst of what worlds?

Misers, as death approaches, are heaping up a chest of reasons to stand in more awe of him.