A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Don't take crucial decisions when you are depressed or filled with anger, because then the decision is not made by you.

What you learn is more important than what you earn.

The goal is partly the enjoyment; it doesn't come later, but within the very process of the struggle.

The catcher is in the middle of everything. He sees it best.

Humor is his defense mechanism, so that would allow me to talk about some serious subjects, but get a lot of hilarious jokes in.

You're never done. You're not done until it's projecting in the theater.

The sons of Adam are formed from dust; if not humble as the dust, they fall short of being men.

I was a Christian in Creed, but nobody ever asked me.

Why has there never been a holiday where peace is celebrated all throughout the world?

I've grown up a lot, I'm on my own, and I've learned some valuable life lessons.