A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

You are my heart, my life, my entire existence." -Ash

God is not against you owning things, but he is against the things owning you.

I wanted to become a model and an actress.

Freedom is a right ultimately defended by the sacrifice of America's servicemen and women.

There's a cinematic quality that happens in my mind when I hear something that really lands. An album is just a journal of a life moving through time.

BlackBerrys are a wonderful tool. I'm very tenacious about keeping up with my kids, as they are with me.

He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar.

It's a fantastic thing to take the risk of getting so close to your desire, expressing your obsession so absolutely.

I understand the demands for justice and fairness made by the L.G.B.T. community.

The only kind of water that should fly through the air is rain.