A good many inconveniences attend playgoing in any large city, but the greatest of them is usually the play itself.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.

Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom and I will show you the making of a dramatist.

Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself; a comprehensible work is the product of a journalist. We need works that are strong, straight, precise, and forever beyond understanding.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.

A good drama critic is one who perceives what is happening in the theatre of his time. A great drama critic also perceives what is not happening.

Pearl is a disease of oysters. Levant is a disease of Hollywood.

No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.

All of life is more or less what the French would call s'imposer, to be able to create one's own terms for what one does.

I do not see the E.E.C. [European Economic Community] as a great love affair. It's more like nine middle aged couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.

Don’t be like everyone else and pawn your dreams for pennies, because they’ll never give you what it’s truly worth.

Are you following me?" He asked."Us?" I was the first to speak. "Um, maybe. Hi there. How are you tonight?"He looked at me like I might be a bit crazy.

When a society is stressed, when it comes up against things that are hard to understand, you get a lot of delusional thinking.

I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy.

I do not know anything about luck, apart from that the more I practice, the luckier I get.

I was very low and I had to achieve something. Without the challenge, I would have gone stark raving mad.

I don't drink water, haven't drank water in 40 years.

More men die from overeating than undernourishment.

If they had been fit, Kieran Gibbs and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain would also have made a difference down the left against United.

Conversation, fastidious goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will.