A good marriage is each for the other and two against the world.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I travel to know where I fit into the world, and where I don’t.

Or maybe...just maybe this whole process is our training wheels towards something bigger. If we can reflect and know our lives, we might stay awake and shape our futures.

I'm such a wuss. But I know that The Exorcist [1973] is one of the best and most famous of [horor movies].

It used to be that painters were crazy and sculptors clever. Today it's the other way around.

Traveling is like flirting with life. It's like saying, 'I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.

Jiu-Jitsu is my therapy, my passion, my life.

Nations whose nationalism is destroyed are subject to ruin.

I mean, that was - that was some articles in Breitbart. It wasn't Steve Bannon. The guy I know is a guy that isn't any of those things. He is a guy who is pretty smart, very temperate.

Many cartoons I've drawn have been controversial, perhaps a little before their time, certainly when I was getting started.

Never flinch, never weary, never despair.