A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The National Surveillance State doesn't want anyone to be able to communicate without the authorities being able to monitor that communication.

I think my life has everything, you know; it has comedy, has drama, has action.

For all the courage that we never had, I'm just about glad.

When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

That's a yellow card for Cazoria. So the next time he's involved in Europe, he won't be.

I think art, if it's meaningful at all, is a conversation with other artists. You say something, they say something, you move back and forth.

Religion reveals the meaning of life, and science only applies this meaning to the course of circumstances.

Bloodletting is among the ingredients of political medicine.

There's not a lot of good movies being made.

The ultimate court of appeal is observation and experiment... not authority.