A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

[History is] petrified imagination.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

I am not in a relationship

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength.” Corrie ten Boom

The first and most enemy that we have are ourselves.

Look for things marked positive to you, like songs, because all dem things are right.

My love was Bob Dylan, but as I got older I realized a good ballad was a good ballad.

True love gallops, it flies, it is the swiftest of all modes of thought, swifter even than hate and fear.

Leo Valdez deserved a special punishment," she [Khione] said. "I have sent him to a place from which he can never return.

unless a religion springs from within the people themselves, it is a weapon of the system.

Country radio went through a time where they were trying to pigeonhole everybody, and trying to make the gap really narrow, and I think that they've opened that up a little bit.

When you win 20 games in a row and then lose four, people ask you, 'What happened?'...That's the beauty of sports.