A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep.

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

Where have you been all of your life?

Kindness knows no kind.

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

Dont talk to the crazy kids. I longed to shout back that we weren't crazy. I'd mistaken her kid for a ghost, that's all.

Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.

There are many legal and psychological ramifications to using Krav Maga in the real world and nearly all of them are extremely unpleasant.

The truth was always the truth, but until I knew the truth for myself, I couldn't be free.

Isn’t that the greatest tragedy? When someone rejects us, no matter how they abuse our love, we hope against reason that somehow they will come back to us.

I don't know, Mom. Now that I'm about to graduate, I plan on being more spontaneous."Mom opened her eyes and burst out laughing.I said, "Got spontaneity on the calendar for next Tuesday.

Love is the smallest part of gallantry.

The 'king of hip hop' is always the poster child for capitalism, no matter who it is.

I didn't want my last chapter to be the guy who sits at the piano and sings love songs.

You are who you go to lunch with! Break bread with cool and you will become more cool. Conversely: break bread with dull and well, you can figure it out.