A good parent is not someone that knows how to be a good parent, but knows how to learn how to be a good parent.

To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my arse off.

Yesterday I bought myself a new, very sharp kitchen knife.And I managed to cut my finger within 5 minutes of getting home!Those plastic packages are bloody dangerous!!!

No m’lord. It wouldn’t be a secret army if we had seen it. My squire, who has not had the opportunity to be clearly informed about the presence of a secret army, has been ignorant of its existence.

Don't worry about being a normal person, let the normal person worry about not being you.

Quote of the day:"You are not a bad person.You are just a good person, in a bad place.

For us Deewan Bhai, whatever it takes

I hope you find someone you can't live without.I really do. And I hope you never have to know what it's like to have to try and live without them.

Don't be afraid to take advice. There's always something new to learn.

I haven't done anything wrong that I need to make up for. I am what I am in front of the world.

Indifference is the only road that never gets to God.

I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut.

The past is always a rebuke to the present.

Avarice starves its possessor to fatten those who come after, and who are eagerly awaiting the demise of the accumulator.

I was never a strikeout pitcher. Why should I throw eight or nine balls to get a man out when I got away with three or four?

Jean Prouvaire was timid only in repose. Once excited, he burst forth, a sort of mirth accentuated his enthusiasm, and he was at once both laughing and lyric.