A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Have high hopes for the future

Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the

Sometimes when we are drowning in our own loss we lash out--anger is momentarily easier to cope with.

Mankind Is Created To Restore God’s Glory-His Kingdom To Earth

Worthless is life just dreaming but not working, ” -Taleeb

Appetite, craving for food, is a constant and powerful stimulator of the gastric glands.

You never know when you put out an album that's unique whether it'll get beat up for it or not.

As a child, we couldn't afford holidays overseas, so instead I travelled through books. I was inspired by Dr Dolittle and Tarzan.

We are limited only by our thoughts

If Hillary [Clinton] gets elected what she's promised to do with the [New York] banks is going to make London boom.