A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

That's why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can't control life, at least you can control your version.

Love shouldn’t require Windex to be clear. It either is or it isn’t.

Life's only as bad as you make it out to be. It's go nothing to do with the way it is.

Please try not to need me. That’s the worst bait of all to a lonely man.

There's never a better way of living than just improving our quality of life.

Life comes with many challenges. The ones that should not scare us are the ones we can take on and take control of.

If I had taken a doctoral degree, it would have stifled any writing capacity.

I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.

Superhero stories are kind of in my DNA from childhood on, so I think I'm genetically drawn to playing in the genre when the opportunity presents itself.

But to me all sciences seem vain and full of error that are not born of experience, mother of all certainty, and do not terminate in an actual experience.

The two best predictors of early reading success are alphabet recognition and phonemic awareness.