A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

A day in a storm strengthens you more than a thousand in sunshine.

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A positive state of mind is not merely good for you, it benefits everyone with whom you come into contact, literally changing the world.

I treasure solitude. One doesn't have to have human contact.

The only countries that are outside of [ Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty] are Israel, Pakistan, India, and North Korea withdrew in the last few years.

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

We gain so much by quickness, and lose so much by slowness.

I totally believe in magic. Because my life, I think, has been very magic, and magical things have come true for me time after time after time.

Advertising design, in persuading people to buy things they don't need, with money they don't have, in order to impress others who don't care, is probably the phoniest field in existence today.