A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.

The depth of your art is subject to originality

Audiences who behave obscene toward prominent people have no clue that their opinions can result others to have a bad impression on them.

[Elizabeth Moon's] antagonists are always evil moustache-twirlers. She could write a book about a golf open and the main rival to the hero would turn out to have clubs made from compressed kittens.

My goal is to show everyone that they, too, can do what they love to do.

But then, you know, I'm very happy, I've got to this stage in my life and I'm not dead. I haven't got married and divorced and done all that palimony business, you know all that mess.

A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots.

Sandar came to stand beside him, frowning down at the crumpled High Lord. "He does not look so mighty lying there," he said wonderingly. "He does not look so much greater than me.

If it's not impossible, you may as well try. If it is impossible, at least you'll find out why.

Ground Zero mosque supporters, doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours, throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, please refudiate.

So whatever I find true for myself, other people might also relate to.