A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

I wish my nose would blow me for once.

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

Always let life be wild. Forever have life be interesting.

On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief but they run away fr'm doubt.

Seriously I do not think I am fit for the presidency.

Relationships are like traffic lights. And I just have this theory that I can only exist in a relationship if it's a green light.

The superior man undergoes three changes. Looked at from a distance, he appears stern; when approached, he is mild; when he is heard to speak, his language is firm and decided.

It wasn't the Supreme Court that expelled God from our public school classrooms. It was the textbook publishers.

The important thing is to create. Nothing else matters; creation is all.

Is faith so cheap, my child? Faith is the last word. If one has faith, the goal is practically reached.

I ain't really sure, but it seems I remember the good times