A grandmother is a person with too much wisdom to let that stop her from making a fool of herself over her grandchildren.

You are all a lost generation, " Gertrude Stein said to Hemingway. We weren't lost. We knew where we were, all right, but we wouldn't go home. Ours was the generation that stayed up all night.

I celebrate my spirit with joy and playful abandon.

They recognize the Master, now that I have preached Truth to them. All the robots do.

Suffering is also one of the ways of knowing you're alive.

It is not my ability but my response to God's ability that counts.

I think whatever comes natural is probably the truth, and the truth is the strongest form of anything - whether serious or funny.

I wear my clothes, my clothes don't wear me.

I wish I'd gotten sober at a younger age.

Innovation is not the exclusive province of New Economy companies.

Lessons often come dressed up as detours and roadblocks