A grievance is a political action. It's not just African-Americans.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Yeah, right. Instead of watching TV, we'll practice our weird magical powers. Great. What's next? Zooming around on flying carpets?

It was like she had been playing 'nhodo' with her life, foolishly trying to outsmart an imaginary playmate named Fate.

Father calls me William sister calls me Will Mother calls me Willie but the fellows call me Bill!

Study and know that we are always a student of the craft well after we've completed any course of study... and approach the work as a servant, not a star.

Business is full of complexities. That's what makes it so interesting. Anyone who thinks it's boring hasn't given it much thought.

He that is down needs fear no fall. He that is low, no pride; He that is humble, ever shall have God to be his Guide.

Sleep ... peace of the soul, who puttest care to flight.

Dance, like music, is the expression of the human spirit. Dance is 'visual music'.

Despair is not a particularly respectable condition and yet despair and delight alternate like systole and diastole in my heart.

If I wasn't so lazy, or if I had a roadie, I'd have a line of guitars on stage. I'd have a lap steel and a nylon string up there, but who wants to keep up with all that?