A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.

There are many intelligent beings in the Universe. Most of them are owned by cats.

Fish to taste right must swim three times - in water in butter and in wine.

God pays but not weekly wages.

The greater love is a mother's then comes a dog's then a sweetheart's.

The woman cries before the wedding the man afterward.

When I had money everyone called me brother.

Even a clock that is not going is right twice a day.

Spring is a virgin Summer a mother Autumn a widow and Winter a stepmother.

Hatred is the enemy, Hadassah. Not the people.

We are all given equal opportunity to learn new things. We just have to be determined and persistent.

It was duck apocalypse!

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend- provided of course he really is dead.

Many life-affirming questions lead to an endless spool of disconcerting propositions and contradictory conclusions, and even more troubling, some queries prove unanswerable.

If we are not full of Him we have nothing to offer to anyone else.

I don't mean that to be egotistical, but I'm not writing fluff. I'm not writing for 8-year-olds. I'm a woman and I'm a rock girl.

You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!

Universal suffrage is sound in principle. The radical element is right.

Indifferent acts are judged by their ends sins are judged by themselves.