A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.” “That is strange.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Impact people’s lives positively

I'm going to be focused on doing everything I possibly can to help solve the climate crisis.

I don't like the idea of something being pure. It means we have to be perfect, I don't want to be perfect.

The only way to engineer the future tomorrow is to have lived in it yesterday.

Imagine no limitations; decide what's right and desirable before you decide what's possible.

I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids.

I love lighting Shabbat candles at the onset of Shabbat. It helps me create a strong and firm demarcation of time.

No choice is the wrong choice as long as you make a choice. The only wrong choice is choosing not to make one.

Freedom is a clear conscience.