A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?

Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

The barren branches may appear inelegant: They are, to the cook, the means to make his fire.

Love doesn't hurt, love doesn't cut, and in dark times love doesn't cease.Love heals, love seals, it drains out the world and leaves you with peace.

A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.

The pursuit by the Iranian regime of nuclear weapons represents a direct threat to the entire international community, including to the United States and to the Persian Gulf region.

People have given me classified information, but always with the disclaimer 'This can never end up in a book.' And it never does.

The ambitious deceive themselves in proposing an end to their ambition; that end, when attained, becomes a means.

Mankind has only one science… its the science of discontent.

Jesus was a cross-dresser.

I'm just saying -- you can't prevent other people from disappointing you. It's bound to happen at some point. We're all only human. What you can do is decide how you're going to deal with it.

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