A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts.

Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

I was caught in a love triangle with one dead side.

You work hard and sweat it out only when doing something for which you were not born

[I do not believe] in a personal God, let alone a Christian God.

Angel is right,"said Dr. G-H quickly. "This is my clumsy way of demonstrating." "Demonstrating what?" I was barely able to keep a snarl out of my voice. "How to get yourself beat up in one easy step?

All things proclaim the existence of God.

I've seen the needle and the damage done.

Life on earth means: the sprouting of wings.

All the cops are just workers for the one percent, and they don't even realize they're being exploited.

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

Being selective-doing less-is the path of the productive. Focus on the important few and ignore the rest.