A healthy dose of guilt never hurt anybody. It's what civilization was built on, guilt. A highly underrated emotion.

You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him?

Hold the flame of faith, it quench all doubt of darkness.

When you’re given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.

If fortune turns against you even jelly breaks your tooth.

We judge ourselves by our motives and others by their actions.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Inebriate of air am I, And debauchee of dew, Reeling, through endless summer days, From inns of molten blue.

If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel as if you were living in heaven.

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.

Broadway, I have to memorize everything. You get one time to do it right.

Communism is the opiate of the people.