A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.

The true gentleman is subtly poised between an inner tact and an outer defense.

True genius sees with the eyes of a child and thinks with the brain of a genie

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth?

People assume that computers will do everything that humans do. Not good. People are different from each other and they are all really different from computers.

When you have made a catalogue of your friend's faults it is only fair to supply him with a duplicate, so that he may know yours.

The greater number of men are merely corporals.

I work out. I'm getting toned, too. The Wii Fit really works your body. When I get off, I'm dying.

Why do a crappy film role when you can do a meaty stage role? and ...I'm not small and curvy and I don't fit the prerequiste for small, passive, sexy chicks.

Christianity is not a religion; it is the announcement of the end of religion.

When the one you love is in love with someone else, don't you know it's torture, I mean it's living hell.

You don't feel honest on a date, I guess. You don't really get to learn about anyone. You're kind of being polite and you can ask the questions, it's just not a great time for me.