A heretic, my dear sir, is a fellow who disagrees with you regarding something neither of you knows anything about.

Variety's the very spice of life, That gives it all its flavor.

Knowledge is proud that it knows so much; wisdom is humble that it knows no more.

...So let us welcome peaceful evening in.

An idler is a watch that wants both hands; As useless if it goes as when it stands.

Grief is itself a medicine.

How various his employments whom the world Calls idle; and who justly in return Esteems that busy world an idler too!

Knowledge and wisdom, far from being one, Have oft-times no connection. Knowledge dwells In heads replete with thoughts of other men; Wisdom in minds attentive to their own.

God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform. He plants his footsteps in the sea, and rides upon the storm.

I pity them greatly, but I must be mum, for how could we do without sugar and rum?

Who loves a garden loves a greenhouse too.

Never lose sight of the people who are the foundation of the future you are working to build.

Family is always a mirror. You can hide from other people, you can even hide from yourself, but your family is going to reflect what you’re doing right back at you.

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car.

Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them.

Anything that consoles is fake.

In committing to artistic growth, you have to refine your skills to support your instincts.

Every record turns into whatever the listener gets out of it.

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.

There's no sentence that's too short in the eyes of God.