A hick town is one in which there is no place to go where you shouldn't be.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

To all things clergic I am allergic.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

You can't regret the life you didn't lead.

Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn’t a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality.

A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking that his happiness lies outside him, finally turns inward and discovers that the source is within him.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality

I'm viewed as this weird, crippled character. But you got to take your lumps.

The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.

Only in love is there trust - even the possibility of trust.

It's not just the NFL. Every other league has a draft. It has been fundamental to the success of professional sports.

In Japanese art, space assumed a dominant role and its position was strengthened by Zen concepts.