A hungry dog hunts best.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Personal perception of perfection is like that. You see what you want to see. After awhile you just see what you need to.

Never try to fit a target audience. Write what is true to the characters in their settings and the audience will find you.

My choices were never wrong.

I try to be realistic, listen to my body and know when to slow down.

You can never make someone punctual who is not, or quick who is slow, or lively who wants to plod on carefully. I have learnt that every fault is an exaggerated quality, nothing else.

I have shown that Swedish top students know statistically significantly less about the world than the chimpanzees.

We do not need a truth to serve us, we need a truth that we can serve

Women have been repeating the same mistake since time began: falling for a man’s potential. We rarely see it the same way, and even more rarely care to achieve it.

Lady Gaga is my name. If you know me, and you call me Stefani, you don't really know me at all.

Our own choices might not be as good as those that are made for us.