A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

It was a shallow thing, this acceptance, but sometimes even shallow things feel important.

No gossip ever dies away entirely if many people voice it: it too is a kind of divinity.

One of the interesting things to me is that God grows throughout the Old Testament. He evolves, sort of matures, and becomes kinder.

I don't read music; I taught myself guitar.

The curse of man, and the cause of nearly all his woe, is his stupendous capacity for believing the incredible.

The world is too brutal for me-I am glad there is such a thing as the grave-I am sure I shall never have any rest till I get there.

If you are God's child, you are no longer bound to your past or to what you were. You're a new creature in Jesus Christ.

I'm living in Los Angeles, I'm in films and I'm on television, and I'm working with actors and telling stories. I'm living the fantasy. My worst day is a great day.

Arguably, no artist grows up: If he sheds the perceptions of childhood, he ceases being an artist.

When discouragement comes, don't stop. Dig deep and fight it through!