A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.

It's odd that men feel they must protect women, since for the most part they must be protected from men.

Christ has made my soul beautiful with the jewels of grace and virtue. I belong to Him Whom the Angels serve.

My aim is to be able to be more spontaneous so I keep evolving my live set-up.

Prolonged statistics are a lethal dose, which if it does not kill will certainly dispel your audience.

For me as an actor, it's absolutely so thrilling to hear anybody talk about the character that I play.

Without possessions, success, fame; who are you?

Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

I feel like the second child feels like they have to do everything faster.