A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers.

Hollywood shines by virtue of light within.

Never settle on a life you don't want when God is trying to give you a better life.

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.

We meet all life's greatest tests alone.

You don't have to gaze into a crystal ball when you can read an open book.

I personally am inclined to approach [housework] the way governments treat dissent: ignore it until it revolts.

Xenophobia looks like becoming the mass ideology of the 20th-century fin-de-siecle.

Friendship is the highest degree of perfection in society.

Art teachers are always the doormats of the previous generation.

I have no interest in writing, directing or producing.